I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.

For me they are the role model for being alive.

~ Gilda Radner

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Stumpy is making her list and checking it twice

She's all ready for Black Friday!

She'd like one of these to roll around the floor!

Obey The ACD" poster, (just in case anyone's confused.)

The Australian Cattle Dog is a Dictator, bent on world domination. They already rule houses everywhere with an iron paw, and have influenced global politics for years.
The ACD uses cows and humans as mere pawns in their diabolical global world domination plot.
Now you can show your support for the ACD Revolution while informing others that they must, "Obey the ACD!"
When the Australian Cattle Dogs take over, will you be spared as one of the lucky ones?

A diamond collar!
Love Dogs Diamonds features several. Stumpy's chosen the more casual and less expensive "L'√Čtoile."

L'√Čtoile features five brilliant-shaped diamonds of over 1.5 carats, each set along a stylish ostrich leather band. Its additional 400 hand-set diamonds give this exquisite, 27-carat piece the sparkle of a clear night sky.

A new chair!

"...Here you can relax tired feet like royalty.
The magnificent throne is occupied with sixteen sparkling White or Black Diamonds Crystals from Swarovski.
The crystals are the crowning glory of the classic "English Stitch", which is surrounded by a monochromatic Passepartout.

Wilbur is a lovingly crafted handmade pet furniture with soft padding for comfortable sleeping comfort. Inside the solid wood frame ensures long-term dimensional stability. The mattress cover fabric and the backs are removable and washable.
The furniture will fit dogs from Chihuahua (xs) and Shepherd (l).
$1344.75 USD???"

The Bow Lingual
(in red, please!)

"Now people can understand their dogs better than ever before with a gadget that translates doggy talk into human words," claims the product description of the Bow Lingual.

It goes on to claim that it " ... has dogs saying things like 'I'm feeling great!,' 'It's so annoying!,' and 'Come on, play with me!'" Some other doggy quotes that they carelessly neglected to leave out were, "I know what you've been doing with the peanut butter you scoundrel!" and "I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death."

It's been tested...

Dog Fun!:

She'd like her very own pack 'o' puppies

A week at Chateau Poochie!

A new dog house!!!

Who’s the lucky pooch that calls this humble $30,000 abode home? This casa belongs to the pets of actress/model Rachel Hunter and is a scaled-down version of her California house.

You can find your dream house at Woman's Day.com

The Hamburger Bed!

Stumpy has one more item to add to her list...


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Wow Stumpy!

Woo are khwite the shopper!


Dexter said...

That is a great list, well, except for that dumb device. As if!


Life With Dogs said...

I think it's an entirely reasonable list - now what is that last item?? :)

An English Shepherd said...

Great list of stuff, yes what is the last thing?


Kristine said...

What's the last item?? Don't leave us hanging!

I kind of love that chair for myself. Maybe I'll buy two. :-)

K9 Katastrophie said...

Whats the other item?!

Wyatt said...

When you go to Chateau Poochie, can we come too?
That is a rockin' list...we need to amend ours now. BOL
Wyatt and Stanzie

Kellee the Caffeinated said...

Stumpy girl, you have some good taste!!! =)

~The Monster Crew

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Wow, you have quite the amazing list there, Stumpy. We are very curious about that last item, wonder what it could be?

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Brenda's Arizona said...

That hamburger bed is the best!!! Great list, Stumpy!

Stella said...

If I didn't already have a perfectly nice bed, I might go for the Burger Bed. Oh, and I liked the Australian Cattle Dog poster too.

Good luck with ordering all that you want, Stumpy!


Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Oh.My.DoG. This would be the Objectionable List? The "no wonder this nation is going to he**" list? Shouldn't that be an elephant on the ACD poster for world domination? Or a tea bag?

We did really like the song in your prior post. That's much more like it. Values. Thoughtfulness. A sense of the importance of knowing our shared history - and which side of that sorrow our ancestors were on. Knowing when to say we're sorry.

May we ask why you are exiled to Dirtville? That seems to be the way you regard it, as exile. If we're being uncouthly snoopy, pardon us.

Jed & Abby

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

Khyra, She sure knows what she wants, huh?

Mango, I thought that the iBow was stupid, too. But Stumpy seems to think it will help her get more of her requests fulfilled.

LWD, stumpy seems to thin she deserves all that and more!

Wizz, She hasn't even told ME, yet!

Kristine, when I know, you'll know.

K9K, I think Stumpy is saving the best for last!

Wyatt, Everyone's invited!

MM, no kidding, right?

OP Pack, I'm wondering myself...

Brenda, She'll need her own bedroom for that!

Stella, I'm wondering who sells the linen for that bed.

Jed and Abby, Ha! Fortunately, Stumpy isn't into politckin or we might be in worse trouble than we already are!

Carey Brown Strombotne said...

Good luck with your wish list, Stumpy! Can't wait to see what your #1 item is.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Stumpy we think you should go for the ADC poster at least that way mom will be able to afford food for the next few years..
glad you liked the video...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

D.K. Wall said...

We choose # 5. Wait, we already have that.

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

Carey, Stumpy's going to need more than luck for this list. Got cash?

Heelers, Stumpy was particularly enamored with that poster!

TTH, Lucky you!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Dad said he will try and remember to do a video next time we go which will be in 2 weeks...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Cyndi and Stumpy said...

Heelers, We can't wait!