Mr. Stick attacked a friend of ours a week or so ago. He escaped while incarcerated and has been on the lam, ever since. He has been sighted on numerous occasions. Local authorities tell us he has been seen in some very weird places, in some exceedingly compromising positions, while involved in extremely suspicious activities with various dubious characters.Although Mr. Stick may not be armed he is considered dangerous and is extremely devious and quick witted. Note the picture. How many sticks do you know that could convince a cat to carry them across a body of water?
If you see Mr. Stick, please contact the authorities immediately.
