She's all ready for Black Friday!
She'd like one of these to roll around the floor!
"Obey The ACD" poster, (just in case anyone's confused.)
The Australian Cattle Dog is a Dictator, bent on world domination. They already rule houses everywhere with an iron paw, and have influenced global politics for years.
The ACD uses cows and humans as mere pawns in their diabolical global world domination plot.
Now you can show your support for the ACD Revolution while informing others that they must, "Obey the ACD!"
When the Australian Cattle Dogs take over, will you be spared as one of the lucky ones?
A diamond collar!
Love Dogs Diamonds features several. Stumpy's chosen the more casual and less expensive "L'Étoile."
L'Étoile features five brilliant-shaped diamonds of over 1.5 carats, each set along a stylish ostrich leather band. Its additional 400 hand-set diamonds give this exquisite, 27-carat piece the sparkle of a clear night sky.
A new chair!
"...Here you can relax tired feet like royalty.
The magnificent throne is occupied with sixteen sparkling White or Black Diamonds Crystals from Swarovski.
The crystals are the crowning glory of the classic "English Stitch", which is surrounded by a monochromatic Passepartout.
Wilbur is a lovingly crafted handmade pet furniture with soft padding for comfortable sleeping comfort. Inside the solid wood frame ensures long-term dimensional stability. The mattress cover fabric and the backs are removable and washable.
The furniture will fit dogs from Chihuahua (xs) and Shepherd (l).
The Bow Lingual (in red, please!)
"Now people can understand their dogs better than ever before with a gadget that translates doggy talk into human words," claims the product description of the Bow Lingual.
It goes on to claim that it " ... has dogs saying things like 'I'm feeling great!,' 'It's so annoying!,' and 'Come on, play with me!'" Some other doggy quotes that they carelessly neglected to leave out were, "I know what you've been doing with the peanut butter you scoundrel!" and "I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death."
It's been tested...
She'd like her very own pack 'o' puppies
A week at Chateau Poochie!
A new dog house!!!
Who’s the lucky pooch that calls this humble $30,000 abode home? This casa belongs to the pets of actress/model Rachel Hunter and is a scaled-down version of her California house.
You can find your dream house at Woman's Day.com
The Hamburger Bed!
Stumpy has one more item to add to her list...